• Hi. I'm an asshole: I'm going to flirt with you and you're going to fall in love with my sweet lies. And I'm going to leave you with a broken-heart when I find someone better.
• Hi. I'm a good guy: I'm going to be there for you always. I'll be the one you run to when he dumps you. And when you finally realize how great I am, you're going to call me your "bestfriend" and keep me friend-zoned.
• Hi. I'm a girl: I keep on falling for assholes, who keeps on breaking my heart. And I have the tendency to keep the good guys on friend-zone, maybe because I'm afraid to lose them.

gricour:

i love this